My baby got a job

My baby got a job! Okay, he’s not a baby and this isn’t his first job. But this is the first one that matters. Four years of college, a three-years grad program that he compressed into 2 ½ and a master’s in a field that is actually in demand… I’m so excited I could scream. I did scream! When he told me the news I screamed. He’s going to be the sole full-time speech and language pathologist at a rehab center and nursing facility nearby. He doesn’t even have to move across the country (one of my closet-fears).

A few weeks ago on one of those Sunday morning talk shows, I heard a prediction that chilled me to the bone. For the first time, debt from school loans has outpaced that of credit cards. They went on the say that this is the first generation that will not be able to repay their loans because they will not be able to find jobs. Just the other day, my friend told me about his niece who got her master’s in education last year. Unable to find a job, she has been thinking about becoming a cop.

I hugged my husband when we heard the news. For all our faults and shortcomings, we got this right. Perhaps because of our shortcomings… I’ve heard this theory that economic security runs in three-generation cycles: 1) the family that struggles to make ends meet and give their children a chance at a better life; 2) the children of those working families who go on to become professionals and live the “American Dream”; 3) their children who wind up squandering their legacy and falling back into poverty. Perhaps our economic struggles have served as a cautionary tale. All I know is that I am delighted our children are now both safe and secure in careers that seem to be fairly recession-proof.

Now I can just concentrate on worrying about me.

Where have you gone, Paddy C?

I’m getting a little sick… no, not a little…. VERY sick of all the discussion about cuts to benefits and no tax increases for the wealthy and yada yada yada. Why is it that not ONE congressman or senator has the balls to stand up and say “WE need to give something back”?

My call in starting to fix the economy is an immediate 10% to 15% rollback of salaries to all elected officials. It won’t kill them. Most of them won’t even feel it. They’ll make it up on speaking fees and book deals.

Next, no more getting paid once you leave office. Once you’re done doing you’re job, you’re done collecting a salary. That’s how it works in the real world. Unless they promise to fork over to the general coffers everything they ever make because of who they are and what they have done... (All those speaking fees and book deals)… in which case they will probably not burden us with their tiresome rhetoric and 20/20 hindsight anymore.

You want to have a bodyguard? Pay for it. No more Secret Servicemen for retired politicians. And their families!

Immediately, every public official starts paying into the social security system and getting the same benefits as the rest of us. It’s what the Constitution calls for! No elected officials shall make any law that doesn’t apply to them as it does to everyone else (or some such wording). Why do we allow them to lord this over us when they have no personal stake in the outcome? Conflict of interest you say? The only conflict of interest I see is that they have forgotten they are “Public SERVANTS”! e

Now, as I enter the tenth month of trying to renegotiate my mortgage, stand with me and yell, “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more!” Paddy Chayevsky, where are you?